Desperate Housewives

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Well tonight we returned to the other half of season 4 episode 11 of 17 which was cut short because of the writers strike in the US meaning this is the shortest season ever.

Though it's reported that these seven episodes will have some jam packed drama in eack episode to make up for it

It's the aftermath of the tornado Gabrielle doesn't know Carlos is blind and goes ahead with her plans to get married but Edie soon spills the beans.
Lynette questions the church and threatens Bree's position

Susan's cousin Tim gets friendly with Dylan and sparks are flying much to Susan's horror but she later discovers Tim in bed with Katherine (Dylans mom) instead!

Gabrielle and Carlos were so funny, she kept making obsticles for him to walk into as revenge for lieing to her.


Ooooh next week looks really good not a bad episode though it's disapointing because we should have seen this with the rest and it's odd coming back half way through

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Doh I forgot to write about this last week anyway back to tonights episode Mikes mother turning up to stay with susan

Orson trying to see his (sort of) son though not actually related at all because it's Danielle baby not Bree's, was so funny he wanted to gain access and then Edie reads in his letter that the father of the baby is her nephews.

Because Bree ruined her chances of selling the house she now has Bree exactly where she wants her and I wasn't sure how Bree would deal with this but she told all her friends and I felt Edie deserved her friends giving her the cold shoulder.

The police want Gabrielle's and Carlos carer Elli to continue dealing at their house so they can bust her dealer as she is small time, but then the woman throws Gabrielle a mothers day meal making her feel bad, I wonder how this will all end?

Poor Lynette she has tryed so hard with Toms daughter Kayla and has had nothing in return but abuse, Kayla allways wants her own way, "I want a corn dog now" arrhh and then she tells her Dr that Lynette hits her.

Next week see's social services pay a visit and she ends up being arrested all because of Kayla's lies I hope the little git goes into care and leaves Lynette who has just had cancer to live in peace with her family.

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Oh my god I cant believe how much I hate Kayla her lieing has gone way to far getting Lynette arrested by burning herself with curling tongs what a little biatch, and Tom is unberlievable he is still defending his daughter.

Finally Tom has been smart and had the dr hear that she is lieing horrible child she even tryed to bribe her own father what a manipulative so and so.

Susan was so funny trying to secretly change the name and then she realised the meaning of Maynard and what it meant to Mike I guess even after her friends remarks she might be keeping the name after all

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"Carlos I'm gonna go read **** braille"

Woh Wayne the cop just killed Kathy's husband, ooh no wait he didnt he was just pretending, good thinking!

Arhh Tom and his big speech about loving someone based on his life with Lynette was so nice and I think it did the job persuading Lee and Bob ( the bickering gay guys) to give it a go.

God this Wayne is a complete phcho now he's holding Bree and Kathy hostage and finally we are seeing what happened and why she has told so many lies for all this time.

Blimey I can't believe it even thought the gang and Kathy have not been great friends because of Bree they helped Kathy convince the police.

Oh just thought now that Wayne has shot Ellie the drug dealer, Gabby can keep the money she found in the bear keeping her happy for the time being.

OH MY GOD five years later they are all playing poker including Kathy and it was mentioned earliar that she would never be one of them, Gabby is now a mother looking less than glamorous with two over weight kids and a hairy faced Carlos.

Bree is clearly a sucessful business woman with her son Andrew working for her and of course is back with Orson, Lynette and Toms son has stolen a car and another off spring has been care of a juvinile detention center, Susan is with someone other than Mike.

Bree's daughter Danielle takes her son back leaving Bree in a difficult position and Edie is back looking as ****ty as ever and just as tacky in a animal print swim suit

Roll on next wednesday !!!

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Tonight is the opening episode to the new season of desperate housewives and we have moved on five years into the future which reminds me of four years into the future in Heroes season 3 tonight.

Arhh now were in the future Lynette's kids are different actors they were so cute, though the older version are now some serious trouble they're now playing poker and having a party at the family restaurant, ha ha they're all grounded at their age.

Wow Bree now has her own cookery show and of course she is still miss perfect she even has her own book being published.
Arhh so because her daughter Danielle took the baby her business is now her baby/project.

Susan now has a new boyfriend as I'm guessing Mike died in the car accident that was shown at the beginning of the show,oh no he is alive and it turns out they argued constantly over killing the mother and her child.

Edie bakes muffins lol what is with her new husband he seems to be able to control her, and he needs to be on friendly terms with all the neighbours oh by law he has to see a doctor he has a problem with his temper and is planning revenge on someone in Wisteria Lane.

Poor Gabrielle she isnt able to find the time to be so stylish now she has children and one of her daughters is rather over weight, that was so nice what Carlos said to her that she would allways be beautiful even in 50 yrs though he is blind so he recalls what she looked like before, though she still looks fab rather miss high maintenance.

Heroes Season 3 comparisons to Desperate Housewives Season 5

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Ha Ha Mike meeting Susan’s new boyfriend dressed only in a robe and his now picking him up to check him out, lol they're now best friends and are hanging out much to Susan’s annoyance when she finds out they have been talking about her.

I love how Andrew is organising Bree's schedule even when she has dinner with her husband, its funny she is making herself out to be a family woman dinner every night at the table and yet has no time for any of that stuff any more now that she has a career.

Oooh Edie’s husband is getting stranger and weirder by the second he certainly just gave Mrs Maclusky the creeps I don’t get why he is so keen on being a good neighbour but you can bet Mrs Maclusky will spread the word about him, he even bribing her now to apologise to Edie in return for finding her missing cat which he probably killed IMHO.

Poor Gabby she's been uninvited from a party her life is the pits for her now that she has the kids and no money for nice clothes. Carlos posing for the press that are not there Gabby is terrible sometimes

Lol Lynette talking to her son Porter on a social networking site and she's pretending to be a 16 yr old girl into poetry oh my god Porter is in love with his mother.
Oh poor Lynette and Porter she got found out after she signed a email love mom he's lost his new love and she's lost talking to her son.

Ha I knew it Edies husband stole the cat and returned it once she had apoligised glad to see next week Mrs Maclusky is on to him!

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Poor Benji he calls his mom Danielle and he's not sure whether he remembers Orson and Bree who was his mother for a long time.

Edie's husband Dave is a right weirdo he's riding a bike like a big kid a man trying to recapture his youth Looks like Edie knows nothing about her own husband though even if she did Mrs MaCluskey's line of interigation wouldn't make her forth coming.

Oh god Bree looks like she's going to have a nervous break down after learning her daughter and grandson are vegetarians and she is home schooling him, ooh though looks like she has a plan lol and its worked!

I think Lynette and Mrs MaClusckey should get together to discuss Edie's husband Dave as I think he just creeped her out also with the whole guitar thing and advising her about her marriage with Tom.

I like how Susan and Gaby fall out but then make up over a bottle of vodka, poor Gabby she is allways so unhappy and yet she fails to realise what she has but its not all selfishness I think its about she had a life shopping and socialising now she's a down trodden mother with no money and bad hair.

Oooh I think Dave is planning revenge on Katherine and is planning on making her look like some paranoid dillusional woman.

I'm glad Gaby stood up for herself against Andrew after he conned her into buying his car when he knew the radiator was bust glad to see some of the old Gaby.

Next week looks good Edie will finally see another side to her husband and cor does he pop a lot of pills! Whats with Lynette though drunk as a skunk and Orson pretending to go to work for the past 3 wks?

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Orson trying to sneak off while Bree was driving by lol was really funny then after admitting he hasn’t got a job because of his criminal record she announces she has been named woman of the year poor woman she is trying to keep her friends and her husband happy but they are all as jealous as hell.

Oh god how geeky can you get the guy playing guitar for Tom’s band I’m not surprised Dave didn’t want him though I think he has arterial motives wanting Mike in the band all par of his plan to befriend the neighbours.

Ouch Lynette designs a whole new marketing campaign and her own friend Bree says she doesn’t like and doesn’t like I think she should consider others feelings a bit more, Lynette not going to make a big ugly scene and goes out through the emergency door at Bree’s party setting the alarm off.

Oh my Carlos just announced there was no father Christmas and the other couples child heard and they were there to apologise about Wauneta announcing the facts of life.

That’s nice Bree has included Orson with her business though she’s not told Katherine.

Next week looks like Carlos has been lying to Gaby and the street throw a party for Mrs M who’s armed with a baseball bat and goes for Dave with it who I believe may have actually secretly delivered it.


I also read some spoilers and looked at some pics that show Susan dressed in some sexy underwear covered only by a Mac when visiting her boyfriend Jackson, Susan is trying to tempt him to have sex as he has said no to any until he finishes his portrait of her.

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Gaby being told she is pregnant lol slapping the dr for suggesting she might have twins oh my she thought Carlos had had the snip and he didn't.

Oooh this episode is just like HEROES it's slipping into the past like Susan first meeting Jackson and divorcing Mike aww Susan wanted to give it another try with Mike and he signed the papers and walked, whoa talk about rebound hopping straight into bed with Jackson after signing the divorce papers.

Lol Susan finding out Jackson wants to move in at the very moment Carlos and Gaby arrive at the door and Gaby finds Carlos lied it's all going on in Wisteria Lane.

Oh my god Tom has agreed to sell the pizza place to go travelling without even discussing it with Lynette blimey all this stuff happening is just before they arrive for Mrs Karen Maclusky party.

I didn't know Catherine had been such a good friend to Bree when Orson was in prison and Danielle had taken the baby back she stopped Bree from drinking and instead got her to focus on work.

Arhh so that’s why Karen goes for Dave with the base ball bat he broke into her house and rearranged her furniture, oh god Karen sounds like a mad woman his plan is working everyone thinks she is crazy.
Oh god she's being taken away by ambulance confirming to everyone she is mad poor woman when are people going to wake up that Dave is not as innocent as he makes out.

Now the residents are reflecting on their lives with everything that has happened, ooh Dave is planning his revenge on a man in Wisteria Lane who ruined his life, who is it?